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LIFE LESSONS

by Klyde Morris

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1.
Verse 1 I met this girl some time ago Fatal attraction was to blame I thought she was the one for me I think she thought the same Verse 2 We committed right from the start ‘twas a real love thing It didn’t take too long before I bought that treasured gold ring Pre Chorus There’s trouble brewing in Paradise Hey boy you better think twice Verse 3 We got wed (and) had some kids Got overwhelmed by life I paid the bills and she became A super mum a model wife Verse 4 We did our best but somehow Became strangers on the way I can trace our problem To that very, very first day Pre Chorus There’s trouble brewing in Paradise Hey boy you better think twice Chorus She talks too much I don’t talk enough We seem to speak a different language I don't understand the way she thinks She thinks that I am damaged She loves her greens I’m a red meat man Meal times are divisive She loves chick flicks I’m in to sport We suspect each others motives We got trouble in paradise Verse 5 She said she don’t want nothing So I lovingly obey When I give her what she asked for Man there’s hell to pay Verse 6 She really wanted something Truth be told a whole lot more But all I had to offer You can’t buy at any store Pre Chorus There’s trouble brewing in Paradise Hey boy you better think twice Chorus She talks too much I don’t talk enough We seem to speak a different language I don't understand the way she thinks She thinks that I am damaged She loves her greens I’m a red meat man Meal times are divisive She loves chick flicks I’m in to sport We suspect each others motives We got trouble in paradise Verse 7 Well she’s from Venus I’m from Mars There’s a lot of space in between But it’s worth the time to take a trip Connect, If you know what I mean Verse 8 Sparks fly when planets collide There’s an intergalactic explosion When we connect and get it right There’s a universal implosion Pre Chorus - Chorus x 2
2.
Verse 1 Sometimes I wish I was a sailor Sailing on the deep blue seas Wind at my back sun on my face Running from the human race Heading where I please Verse 2 Sometimes I wish I was a cowboy Riding trails that never end Campfire guitar a million stars Don’t know where my neighbours are Old grey mare my one true friend Chorus But I’m just a man an ordinary man Doing what I do the very best I can I work hard I pay my dues I have my dreams but a man’s gotta do What a man’s gotta do Verse 3 Sometimes I wish I was a rock star Fans all shouting out my name I am making lots of dough Playing songs that they all know I am the next big thing they claim Verse 4 Sometimes I wish I was a scientist A genius a household name Considered O so wise I even win the Nobel prize For discoveries I’ve made Chorus But I’m just a man an ordinary man Doing what I do the very best I can I work hard I pay my dues I have my dreams but a man’s gotta do What a man’s gotta do Bridge I am content with what I’ve got Count blessings every day But I won’t stop my dreaming They’re my secret getaway Verse 5 I wish I was a better man In word and deed and thought and truth Kinder wiser bigger heart Much more love I could impart That’s what I’m thinking I should do Verse 4 He chooses to forgive her Extend to her some grace Love her from a distance Give her a little space Hoping she will one day see His love for her remains He’d take her back no matter what The cost, the shame, the pain Chorus This is the tragedy of love When love is flowing just one way When love is not returned It breaks your heart in two This is the tragedy of love
3.
Days Go By 03:54
Verse 1 Do you hear my tears at morning Have you noticed somethings wrong I’m not half the man I used to be Just so lonely since you’ve gone Verse 2 Sing a song for the children ‘Though they’re so far away I know they can’t hear me But it passes time away Chorus What to do - Live day by day What to say - Maybe pray I was wrong - In every way Still the days go by Verse 3 Drinking smoking all the time Just can’t find peace of mind Bottles empty and so am I I see your face and I begin to cry Chorus What to do - Live day by day What to say - Maybe pray I was wrong - In every way Still the days go by Bridge Ego will drive you to dangerous places Convince you you’re right When you’re wrong I hurt so many who loved me dearly Blamed them for ruining my song Verse 1 Do you hear my tears at morning Have you noticed somethings wrong I’m not half the man I used to be Just so lonely since you’ve gone Chorus What to do - Live day by day What to say - Maybe pray I was wrong - In every way Still the days go by
4.
My Boy 04:44
Verse 1 My boys got tattoo’s He’s got metal on his face Eyebrows, ears and nose Maybe in some real strange place Verse 2 Been know to drop a word bomb When his mum’s not there Hipster gear, big bushy beard Some folk just stop and stare Chorus 1 He plays guitar, He can really rock The boy was born to entertain He writes songs that will break your heart Then gently put it back again That’s who he is Verse 3 I don’t do tattoos Got no metal anywhere Except for some amalgam The dentist put in there Verse 4 I don’t swear or cuss Use words that may offend My clothes are pretty straight I sort of just fit in Chorus 2 But I play guitar, a bit of country blues Sweet melodies that cut through pain I write songs that will touch your heart Then gently put it back again That’s who I am Bridge Not sure it’s nurture or it’s nature Some might say it’s purely chance to blame In spite of our uniqueness, our differences At times my boy and me seem much the same Verse 5 If I am Mr Average He’s a living work of art But close your eyes - you may have trouble Telling us apart Verse 6 He won’t stand for any crap Speak plainly to your face But he’d give you his last dollar Be a real true mate Chorus 2 He writes songs that will break your heart Then gently put it back again He plays guitar, He can really rock The boy was born to entertain Chorus 2 He’s a family man, Loves his wife and kids He’ll do whatever that it takes To live the dream and care for them While waiting for his big time break That’s who he is… Finis/Ramble He’s a force to be reckoned with He’ll push your buttons if you have them He’s a real man’s man Don’t mess with my boy He’ll make you laugh make you cry He’s got a big big heart He’s the real thing I’m so proud of him
5.
I Love 05:43
Verse 1 I love the beauty of creation Love the wonder that surrounds me I love all creatures great and small Love the mountain and the valley Verse 2 I love to hear birds sweetly singing Love the forest, love the trees I love the rivers and the ocean Love flowers and shrubs and busy bees Pre Chorus But most of all, most of all, I love you Verse 3 I love see early morning sunrise Love the promise each day holds I love the sunshine on my face Love the rain as it is falling Verse 4 I love to watch great clouds a’forming Love to guess what weathers coming I love the rivers and the ocean Love flowers and shrubs and busy bees Pre Chorus But most of all, most of all, I love you Chorus I love your laugh I love your smile I love that twinkle in your eye I love the dimples in your cheeks I love the funny way you speak I love those faces that you pull I love the way you look so cool I love it when I hear you sing I love everything…About you Verse 5 I love the laughter of a child Love the noise they make whilst playing I love the innocence they have The joy they bring just in their being Verse 6 I love the confidence of youth Love their drive their energy I love their sense of moral justice Their sense of immortality Pre Chorus But most of all, most of all, I love you Chorus I love your laugh I love your smile I love that twinkle in your eye I love the dimples in your cheeks I love the funny way you speak I love those faces that you pull I love the way you look so cool I love it when I hear you sing I love everything…About you Bridge Sometimes I can’t believe that you That you could love me as you do I have to stop and pinch myself To make sure that it’s really true Verse 7 I love a random act of kindness I love true generosity I love the blessing of good neighbours Love a safe community Verse 8 I love fresh coffee in the morning Love a red wine when I’m dining I love a cold beer on a hot day Love good guitars I’d love a new one Pre Chorus - Chorus - Finis
6.
Ramble On 03:36
Verse 1 The years have rolled away so fast Thought 70 would be my last There’s an old man in the mirror and it’s me Its hard for me to understand My mind still sees a younger man Not sure I like the image that I see Verse 2 I’ve loved and I have lusted Did stupid things got busted Had my troubles, caused a few along the way I’ve known fear and I’ve known failure Been blessed by faith and fortune In balance doing fine most folk would say Chorus I’ll let things go Forget the past Enjoy Each day As its my last I’ll not complain or whine or moan I’m not afraid what comes my way I’ll ramble on Verse 3 I’ve known Melancholic madness Depression and some sadness At times I know so very hard to live with Please forgive me if I’ve hurt you Caused pain or shame you went through Never my intention that’s the truth Verse 4 I’ve seen the good the bad the ugly The funny and the lovely Made some mighty friends that have stayed true I’ve learned to laugh and smile and sing Enjoy this life and all it brings I’d love to make you laugh and sing as well Chorus I’ll let things go Forget the past Enjoy Each day As its my last I’ll not complain or whine or moan I’m not afraid what comes my way I’ll ramble on Bridge I could give you some good reasons Blame some nasty demons To justify me being who I am But I refuse to be a victim A product of some system Think what you like, I don’t give a damn Verse 5 Maybe I’ll get another twenty For me that’s more than plenty How this body will hold up, just don’t know But I aim to finish strong & fast Go out with a great big blast I hope you’re there to see the final show Chorus I’ll let things go Forget the past Enjoy Each day As its my last I’ll not complain or whine or moan I’m not afraid what comes my way I’ll ramble on Chorus I’ll let things go Forget the past Enjoy Each day As its my last I’ll not complain or whine or moan I’m not afraid what Comes my way I’ll ramble on Finis I’m not afraid What Comes my way I’ll ramble on I’m not afraid What Comes my way I’ll ramble on
7.
Verse 1 John D was born Chromosomes mixed up Sent his body into confusion As he grew up he was misunderstood John D came to this conclusion I was born am man and I’ll live as a man Ignore the stares, the rudeness, the bullying All the days of his life he’s been a real mans man He’s not a victim he’s a mighty champion Verse 2 Betty’s growing old in age care Her mind firmly locked in the past Day to day she don’t remember her own daughter We don’t know how long she an last In a lucid moment she told me Like her mind was suddenly set free I had poor test in men I had some bad moments But God has been good to me Chorus Everybody has a little history Everybody’s got a little mystery Everybody wants a little taste of Heaven Everybody gets a little taste of hell Everybody has a battle they’re fighting A situation they’re not liking Everybody has a skeleton in their closet Everybody has a story to tell Verse 3 Reshi was a little kid Diagnosis not good She’d never get the chance to grow up But her will was strong she had other ideas Stubbornly refused to give up Reshi had a huge smile Even bigger brown eyes Empower yourself she urged us She left us at 16 but didn’t lose her fight She’s in Heaven she’s a legend she’s famous Chorus Bridge A wise man said be kind to everybody You don’t know what battle they’re facing There may come a time When you might be needing Understanding Compassion Embracing Verse 4 So many stories so little time I wish that I could tell them all Stories I remember nearly every day Some just beyond my recall You may think your own story irrelevant That ain’t true not even one bit Your story’s as important as every other story I hope you get the chance to share it (And I hope I get the chance to hear it) Chorus
8.
I'm Sorry 04:27
Verse 1 For every look that lingered A little longer than it should Every careless word I’ve spoken Every tear misunderstood Every time that without thought I made fun of what you say Every instance where I mocked you Left you out in any way Verse 2 For every time my presence Caused fear within your soul Every time my stupid man jokes Made you out to be less whole Every little touch unwanted Pressured effort to impress Made you feel so threatened Caused you deep distress Chorus I’m sorry, so sorry, I’m sorry I’m sorry, so sorry, I’m sorry Verse 3 For every time my arrogance Made you shrink within your shell Every time my forwardness Made you thing, “Just go to Hell” For the times that I ignored you Or laughed and pulled you down Any patronising attitudes Or unkindness that I’ve shown Chorus I’m sorry, so sorry, I’m sorry I’m sorry, so sorry, I’m sorry Bridge I’ve seen young girls older women Cringe in fear when near a man I’ve worried ,I’ve wondered What on Earth occurred to them Their awkward body language Panicked look within their eyes Reflects a shame, a deep deep pain Felt time and time and time and time And time and time again Verse 4 Sometimes I feel like shouting Don’t you know it wasn’t me I’d never do those shameful things I wish that you could see Then I pause and I remember Though I may have done no wrong Some silly boy Some stupid man Wounded you life long Chorus I’m sorry, so sorry, I’m sorry I’m sorry, so sorry, I’m sorry I’m sorry, so sorry, I’m sorry I’m sorry, so sorry, I’m sorry
9.
Just A Game 03:46
Verse 1 Remember when Flowers said I loved you When April showers Were just meant to walk through When cars weren’t for driving But perfect for parking And crying meant Just tears of laughter Tag The party’s over And everyone’s sober again Verse 2 Queens of high fashion And knights in white armour With hopes and dreams Of pleasing each other Soon become pawns Each one a Martyr Maybe they both Should have tried harder Tag The romance is ended But there’s no happy ending this time Chorus Love’s a game that no-one wins The rules are uncertain everyone sins Love’s just a game Don’t deal me in again Verse 3 Starts with kisses And holding hands Ends with heartache shattered plans But both keep on playing in spite of the pain Searching for something when nothing remains Tag The games at an end And we’re not even friends anymore Chorus Love’s a game that no-one wins The rules are uncertain everyone sins Love’s just a game Don’t deal me in again (And here I go again)
10.
Victim 04:14
Verse 1 I’m going to sue the British government For crimes they committed against me For all the undue pain and suffering Inflicted on my poor extended family Verse 2 Way over two hundred years ago They sent my great greats to Botany Bay Hard labour five years for nicking a loaf of bread A sentence a mite extreme I’d say Pre Chorus 1 But they never ever wrote Forgot to send back the boat Verse 3 The British messed up our beginning Didn’t care to negotiate a deal With the original inhabitants of this great land The whole thing is open to appeal Verse 4 Now mates I grew up with had fun with They treat me like the enemy I see their point and I sympathise But we’ve all been ripped off I feel Pre Chorus 2 Your great greats got the Royal thumb My great greats didn’t even want to come Chorus I’m hopping on a boat called “Victim” There’s money to be made I’m told I’m hoping for a great big payout To live the life of Riley ’til I’m old Verse 5 I should have been born in the old land I’m sure there’s royal blood in my veins Here I’m treated like a bloody criminal I may as well be locked up in chains Verse 6 My body was designed for cold climate The Aussie one is far to extreme Hot sun, spiders, snakes and nasty crocodiles A very dangerous place it would seem. Pre Chorus 3 But the life style sort of grows on you And the wife thinks it’s really, really cool Chorus I’m hopping on a boat called “Victim” There’s money to be made I’m told I’m hoping for a great big payout To live the life of Riley ’til I’m old Verse 7 The cynics among us might see through me For it’s true, I have a little scheme With all due respect to my indigenous mates All is not what it may seem Verse 8 My forebears suffered a nightmare But I am living the dream I love this great south land Australia I’m just looking for a little extra cream Pre Chorus 4 You gotta do what you gotta do If ya gonna do what you really wanna do Chorus I’m hopping on a boat called “Victim” There’s money to be made I’m told I’m hoping for a great big payout To live the life of Riley ’til I’m old Repeat Chorus
11.
Tragedy 04:24
Verse 1 He’s weeping tears Hoping no-one sees Feeling feelings He would rather not feel His heart is breaking How will it ever mend Is this what love looks like When it decides to end ? Verse 2 She said she’d love him Forever and a day But her forever Got lost along the way She’s found someone else She loves a little more He cant’t understand A love thats’s so impure Chorus This is the tragedy of love When love is flowing just one way When love is not returned It breaks your heart in two This is the tragedy of love Verse 3 He tries to turn love off Would much prefer to hate Seek some sweet revenge Hurt his former mate But his love for her Endures, it rages on He just can’t figure out Where it all went wrong Chorus This is the tragedy of love When love is flowing just one way When love is not returned It breaks your heart in two This is the tragedy of love Bridge Love can heal Love can hurt Raise you to a mountain top Or drop you in the dirt Love can restore or pull apart Make your every dream come true Or knife you in the heart Verse 4 He chooses to forgive her Extend to her some grace Love her from a distance Give her a little space Hoping she will one day see His love for her remains He’d take her back no matter what The cost, the shame, the pain Chorus This is the tragedy of love When love is flowing just one way When love is not returned It breaks your heart in two This is the tragedy of love
12.
The Best Me 03:35
Verse 1 I have a problem I’m ashamed to admit it Who I’m supposed to be I just don’t get it So many people amaze me every day I feel so useless in so many ways Verse 2 When I look in the mirror I seem so inferior Everybody else seems so superior They’re so good at this & they’re so good at that When I try to be like them I just fall flat Pre Chorus I’ve had thought - I think I could be An amazing, incredible version of me Chorus I’m going to be a wonderful me I’m going to be the best me ever I’m going to be the champion me of the world I’m going to be a magnificent me Verse 3 For a while I thought I could be another you But to be another you that just won’t do To be like you I would always fail the test You’re the very best you I’d always be second best Verse 4 I was not created to be another you If I was another you there’d be too many you We were created to be an individual One of a kind completely irresistible Pre Chorus I’ve had thought - I think I could be An amazing, incredible version of me Chorus I’m going to be a wonderful me I’m going to be the best me ever I’m going to be the champion me of the world I’m going to be a magnificent me Bridge I’m going to be kind I’m going to be nice I’m going to be loving I’m going to be free I’m going to be good I’m going to be fun I’m going to be smart I’m going to be me Verse 5 If you be the best you - you could ever be And I be the best me that the world could see And everybody else do their very very best To be the best them, Hey we all get blessed! Pre Chorus I’ve had thought - I think I could be An amazing, incredible version of me Pre Chorus I’m going to be a wonderful me I’m going to be the best me ever I’m going to be champion me of the world I’m going to be a magnificent me Outro Amazing Fantastic Remarkable Outstanding Incredible Awesome Crazy Unbelievable ME! There ain’t no better me than me I’m gonna be a great me

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Hey Folks. Another more secular collection of "Life" songs. A lotta fun doing this one! A few Story songs. A few Opinion Songs. A few Life observation songs. I think you will like this one! And like me, you may learn some Life Lessons!

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released April 6, 2023

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Klyde Morris Wyee, Australia

Allan Klyde Morris, "Klyde"! Baby Boomer, Husband, Father, Grandfather, Pastor, "Aussie"!
Love family, sport. Addicted to music & guitars.

No "Production Perfection" or "Musical Mastery". Just good, honest musical expression of who I am & the world according to Klyde!

Don't share my beliefs? Have a listen anyway on a music level. You're welcome in my world. I need all the friends I can get!
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